From the pages of the Beginners Book of Wisdom

--It is nice to sleep in a room with walls.
--There is a big difference between insulation and sheetrock.
--A curtain is a much better concealment device than a sheet stapled to the walls.
--When remodeling, a shop vac is worth its weight in dirt.
--Children like to sleep in rooms that have 2x4 walls, insulation, sheetrock and paint.
--Momma likes to sleep in a room that has 2x4 walls, insulation, sheetrock and paint.
--There is nothing like the sweet smell of air conditioning on a hot day.
--Do not let children eat cheese balls in their room. They will mash it into the carpet even if they are hungry. They can't resist the temptation to see the little ball crumble into small, frothy pieces.
--Men look sexy when they are covered in sheetrock dust.