Mascot!

Mercy, be proud of me. I get to be a mascot for all of our ice hockey games! My only disappointment is that I won't be able to shout, "Fight! Fight!" Still, I get to see the games. I get free ice skating. And, I get paid to walk around and wave at kids, take pictures with kids and be nice.

The woman that hired me is still wondering how I'm going to do it all. Go to school. Take care of kids. Work. I can't figure out what she thinks is so difficult about it all. I read a couple of chapters, write a paper, take a quiz, study, teach Reggie about circles, change diapers, make breakfast, lunch, dinner. Going to work will be like a mini-vacation.

I get to start training "early" tomorrow morning. "Early" in ice skating speak means 11:00am. Yes, I went in "early" in the morning for my interview. They can't believe I'm so flexible. I don't have a problem with an "early" wake up call. I'm thinking this job is going to be way too easy, but at least I'll have a lot of fun. I get to do parades and birthday parties and special events. I'm crackling with excitement.